Strange Sayings

GAA People say the Strangest Things !

"He had an eternity to kick that ball, but took far too long" - Liam Griffin            

"Hurry up and take that free Mick, we have to milk cows this evening" - Unknown

"When I played, we used to get a slice of orange at half-time. If you were very quick, you might get two!" - Mick O'Dwyer

"Now listen lads, I'm not happy with our tackling. We're hurting them but they keep getting up" - John B Keane

"Thats the first time I've ever seen anyone limping off with a sore finger" - Gene Morgan, Armagh

"When Sylvie Linnane is good; he's great. When he's bad, he's better!" - Galway Fan

"You should keep a photograph of Mick Lyons on the mantlepiece to keep children away from the fire" - Colm O'Rourke

"Why don't sharks attack Pat Spillane - Professional Courtesy" - Joe Brolly