GAA People say the Strangest Things!

  • "He had an eternity to kick that ball, but took far too long"

    Liam Griffin

  • "Hurry up and take that free Mick, we have to milk cows this evening"

    Unknown

  • "When I played, we used to get a slice of orange at half-time. If you were very quick, you might get two!"

    Mick O’Dwyer

  • "Now listen lads, I‘m not happy with our tackling. We’re hurting them but they keep getting up"

    John B Keane

  • "That’s the first time I’ve ever seen anyone limping off with a sore finger"

    Gene Morgan, Armagh

  • "When Sylvie Linnane is good; he‘s great. When he’s bad, he’s better!"

    Galway Fan

  • "You should keep a photograph of Mick Lyons on the mantlepiece to keep children away from the fire"

    Colm O’Rourke

  • Why don’t sharks attack Pat Spillane - Professional Courtesy"

    Joe Brolly